Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

• Because of the impending delivery of daughter #3, I did not go to the grocery store and stock up on $412 worth of frozen dinners to save my kitchen time postpartum.
• I did not allow my other two children to eat PopTarts while I was shopping to keep them happy.
• I did not consume a PopTart myself for the sake of possible low blood sugar (which may or may not have been true - always have an alibi)
• I did not get to my turn to check out and pull out a pair of my husband's boxers to discover my wallet was not in there.
• I did not beg and plead with management to let me go ahead and take groceries and return to pay for them when I got all the frozen goods put away.
• I did not play the sympathy card and turn on the water works all while rubbing my very swollen baby belly.
• I did not go to the extent of offering the super cranky two year old as collateral while I ran home to grab my wallet.
• I did not leave the store and travel the whole 25 minutes back to the house (all while calculating the defrost time of a Bertolli chicken pasta dinner in a bag) and get stuck in line waiting for a train to pass.
• My oldest child did not learn the correct usage of the "D" cuss word while we were waiting.
• I did not finally make it home 35 minutes later, calculate another 25 minutes to get back and decide that the frozen chicken dinners were probably close to the spoiling point.
• I did not make the executive decision to go to the next store that was in a 30 mile radius to repurchase all items rather than show my face and collect possible spoiled goods.
• I did not finally make it home with paid for groceries (after then spending $532 because they were not on sale at the new store) only to order pizza for the next two days.