Dog or Baby: A Chart For The Undecided

So you have announced yourself Mr & Mrs and now everyone wants to know when you are going to add a new bundle to your family. You are a little nervous about the prospect of taking care of a human where there is potential to send that little darling straight to a therapist’s couch to tell of all the dastardly things you did for the cause of parenting. You flip a coin on just starting with a dog or going all out with a human model.

Here is a little chart to help you compare and make your ultimate choice.

Dog	Baby
Poops in floor	Poops in floor
Slobbers on you	Drools on you
Chews on your shoes	Chews on your shoes
Barks when the doorbell rings	Screams when the phone rings
Eats off the floor	Eats off the floor
Requires shots	Requires shots
Leaves hair on the furniture	Leaves crumbs on the furniture
Humps stranger’s legs	Takes candy from strangers
Best controlled on a leash	Best controlled on a leash

Have you made the ultimate choice? In what ways have you found the two to be comparable? Would you recommend one over the other?