Real Moms Of Genius

Today we salute you self-educated, first time, young mother
(Self-educated, first time, young mother)
You tirelessly poured over your "What To Expect" book,
until you knew just what to expect.
(My kids are going to be perfect!)
You fascinated your friends and family with everything you were going to do right.
Knowing that you would breastfeed and train the 1 month old to sleep through the night.
(Why is that kid still screaming!!)
So raise your coffee cup, self-educated, first time young mother who has not slept through the night in two years.
Know that moms everywhere have figured out just like you that there is no perfect way.
(Self-educated, first time, young mother)