- That decision to sit in between the children on a long car ride? STUPID.
- Children think that if you are sitting close then you are available for picking on.
- Somehow they forget you are the mother
- Ford Minivans' back bench seat will hold 2 car seats and a mother with a width of 18 inches.
- I am not 18 inches wide
- Carseats can dig into thighs and leave bruises after an extended amount of time
- Children who love seeing cows, love to imitate the sound of cows.
- Listening to cows for 45 minutes at top volume can drive anyone insane.
- Stopping at the first gas station for restroom time is a great idea
- Nobody has to use the restroom at the first stop
- The next gas station is 40 miles away
- 20 miles both children have to pee
- 24 miles both children claim agony at having to pee
- 26 miles the father gives the "You should have gone when I stopped" lecture
- 28 miles there is a nice overgrowth on the side of the road
- There is no toilet paper in the car
- Shaking dry is not an option with girls
- A baby sock will do in a pinch
- Don't pick up the baby sock on the side of the road at mile 28
- Cows sounds will resume when bladders are empty
- Stop for food and both children protest french fries
- 2 miles away from restaurant, both children have consumed the mother's fries
- Baby begins to cry
- 2 hours later after trying everything, baby is still crying
- Mother begins to cry
- Older children fall asleep leaning on Mother
- Mother's arms start to go to sleep from the weight of little heads
- Mother begins banging head against the head rest
- Mother continues crying as drool drips down both arms
- Now Mother has to pee
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Lessons Learned - In A Car
Lessons Learned In A Car With Small Children
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