Friday, October 15, 2010

My Big Breasts

Today I heard a commotion outside and the dogs had finally caught and wounded some of the turkeys that are always in our yard. Being the responsible carnivore, I put them out of their misery and waited until the husband got home to clean them. I haven't gone all farm woman yet to actually clean a real turkey. I did however help with the plucking and it is decided that the girls will dress up like Indians for Halloween with authethic headresses. 'Cause that's how we roll.

Since I never could resist a good pun, even in the face of appearing crude....

Check out my big breasts.






Someone pass the cranberry sauce. We are feasting tonight.

16 comments:

Amber said...

I am impressed with your outdoorsy woman ways. And so responsible using all the parts of the turkey :)

Chris said...

Unbelievable!

Figments of a Mom said...

LOL that was funny! And also, yuck!

Carrie said...

You are a brave woman! No way I could touch those things! :)

Hello from your newest follower, btw! I look forward to your posts!

Rachael said...

Woah lady, I am totally impressed by your turkey skillz.

Muliebrity said...

My dog killed a wabbit today. I was afraid it was going to come back to life and attack me, so I shoveled it up and left it my the driveway the the man to dispose of.

a wallflower mom said...

You go girl! Now I am craving some turkey, lol.

Sorta Southern Single Mom said...

That is quite simply F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S. I LOVE it!!!!

Sandy said...

LOL! I love the pun. I think you're my favorite "chick with a gun." Voted for you today!

trooppetrie said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, has this happened before

michelle said...

hillarious! love it. and puns.

Bethany @ Organic Enchilada said...

Nice kill! And lovely breasts. I love turkey. :)

Mama M. said...

Erm...ah...you're breasts are kinda hairy.

Well, I guess that'd be more, "feathery".

Those are some big turkeys! (Why is it, that every other word ending in 'y' uses "ies" for plural...but not turkey? I don't get it.)

Rebekah said...

Wow. I'm speechless.

nanny said...

Good Job!!!
My husband taught me to deer hunt....I have killed a couple but I leave them for him to clean/ha
He says he is getting me a knife for Christmas....no thanks!!!

CM said...

Hahaha!

Seriously, I was kinda scared to click over here for fear of what I might find! :-)

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