Thursday, August 19, 2010

Top Twitters Thursday

I did a Best of Twitter where I showcased my funniest tweets. It went over so well that I decided to bring it back for a weekly post to also include some of your tweets that I found funny, inspirational or educational through the week.
  • Dear 4yo, (sniff sniff) are you sure you didn't (sniff sniff) play in Mommy's perfume (sniff sniff) Is that REALLY your final answer?
  • Husband complained the mashed taters were 2 dry at dinner. I poured a cup of water in his plate. Can't figure out why he didn't say thank u.
  • I don't see the glass as half empty or half full. It's just another dang glass to wash and someone probably wants a refill.
  • One more mosquito bite and I will have hit the max. limit of blood donation recommended by the American Red Cross.
  • Why on earth would you ask if I am mad? I am just grateful you only used half a bottle of nail polish on your sister.
  • God invented moms because He was tired of being the only one not listened to.

Your Tweets:

@parenthacks You know what's sexy? Watching your husband sneak up on your unsuspecting kids while holding a full water balloon.


New blog post: Monday Mom Moment - vlog - I give you permission, but don't tell anybody


It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives


Sometimes I eat ice cream just as an excuse to eat chocolate syrup.

Since I didn't plan ahead for this post; I can't find a lot of the tweets that cracked me up (Mental note: make notes next week)

Who do you like following on Twitter and what Tweets did you find funny, educational or inspirational?


Susie B. Homemaker said...

I don't have any tweets to add, but like the ones you posted. The one about the hubby and mashed potatoes is hilarious! :)

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Ofthesea said...

Love it! You are one of the best tweeters around, and I'll never get tired of saying it!

If I may, NowWhat always cracks me up. A classic:

Typical. You missed what I say cause you have selective hearing. #imusedtoit #immarried #inoneearandouttheother #cwpit


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