Five Question Friday

Snoopy Dance!!! It's Friday! Which means 1.) It's not Thursday 2.) It's time for Mama M's Five Question Friday! Wanna play? Just copy the questions below, paste in your blog and link up to Mama M. Easy Peasy!

Questions for Friday, 2/26/10: (Special thanks to: Lily, Thorney London, Maryanne, Renee, and moi! Do you wanna be linked in a future 5QF? C'mon over here, to Mama M's community, and offer up your question suggestions!)

1. Do you sing karaoke? If so, what is your go to song?

Nope. I am the big party pooper with stage fright on this one. I was tempted once, only tempted. I have been known though, to call a friend's phone and sing on their voice mail. Is it good? No. Can I slaughter a song? YES! Is it fun anyways, Oh...yeah!

2. What is your favorite coffee drink?

I buy the cheapo froo-froo coffees for the house, but they are really just an expensive hot chocolate and I am secure in that. If I am out, I will hit McD's caramel frappes. Then I hit the bathrooms. Not real sure why I continue to go the colon cleansing route other than pure addiction to caramel energy inducing goodness!

3. If you could choose your own name, what would it be?

Princess Consuela Rutabaga Katarzyna Wiesnewski. I have told my children until they can say that...I am under no obligation to answer them.

4. Were you ever bullied?

Once, in middle school by an older girl named "Sunshine" (No lie. I think she felt she had something to prove) Actually I think she was bullying my twin sister (who had a much bigger mouth than me) and I got involved. I remember she was about 7 foot tall with pink streaks in her blond hair. She had bulging muscles that would make Arnold feel insecure and a potty mouth. I'm pretty sure she carried a switchblade in her pocket as well. I might have gone to a happy place when confronting her because I have no recollection of the verbal exchange, but I am here today to tell the story so I guess it wasn't too bad.

5. How often do you eat fast food?

Once or twice a week. It's on days that my whisking hand feels gimpy (that may or may not be the real truth) and I just desire for my kids to get a little extra fat in their diet. Everyone needs to consumes about 260 grams of fat on occasion just to make sure the old system still flushes good and us, Americans, stay #1 in the world on being The Fattest Country in the World. It rocks to be #1!! GO USA!!