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Kids have no empathy...
- Infants don't understand beauty sleep and that every 2 hour wake-ups are effective for making mom haggard.
- Toddlers don't understand that when mom is up with infant all night long, she must have 3 cups of coffee before being approached.
- Kids who have to take oral antibiotics don't care that they make mom do a 100 yd sprint and wrestle an alligator just to spill the required dosage and start over.
- Kids will slow poke everywhere except parking lots, crowded stores and across streets giving mom a heart attack.
- Kids will especially pull the slow walk when mom has to go to the restroom is a public place and is across the store from the needed facilities.
- Kids will not eat a meal that took 3 hours to prepare, but will demand a hot dog nuked in the microwave.
- Kids don't care that you don't have a hot dog in the house.
- Kids can scream for 5 hrs 27 min and 42 seconds about the no hot dog issue.
- After a mad dash to the grocery store for hot dogs, kids will fall asleep on the car ride home and when woken declare that they aren't hungry.
- Kids can not be force fed a hot dog.
What lessons have you learned about childhood?
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4 comments:
LOL! You make me smile. :)
Preschoolers will think they are being helpful by giving their baby sister a tub of vicks....it's not really that helpful.
I love it!
Crabby two year olds, who have two modes: cry or scream, will make their mamas want to jump off a bridge.
Or drink themselves silly.
Mother's who drink themselves silly can still hear the screaming two year old...it just doesn't seem as loud.
You made me laugh, yes you cannot force feed a hot dog
kim
Ha! So true, so true!
Found you on MBC and am now a follower.
I thought you might like this:
http://melonbelly.blogspot.com/2010/02/patience-is-virtue.html
Come on over for a visit. The place is a mess and the coffee is cold (ain't that the truth) but would love to have ya.
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