- Infants don't understand beauty sleep and that every 2 hour wake-ups are effective for making mom haggard.
- Toddlers don't understand that when mom is up with infant all night long, she must have 3 cups of coffee before being approached.
- Kids who have to take oral antibiotics don't care that they make mom do a 100 yd sprint and wrestle an alligator just to spill the required dosage and start over.
- Kids will slow poke everywhere except parking lots, crowded stores and across streets giving mom a heart attack.
- Kids will especially pull the slow walk when mom has to go to the restroom is a public place and is across the store from the needed facilities.
- Kids will not eat a meal that took 3 hours to prepare, but will demand a hot dog nuked in the microwave.
- Kids don't care that you don't have a hot dog in the house.
- Kids can scream for 5 hrs 27 min and 42 seconds about the no hot dog issue.
- After a mad dash to the grocery store for hot dogs, kids will fall asleep on the car ride home and when woken declare that they aren't hungry.
- Kids can not be force fed a hot dog.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Kids have no empathy...