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Hmmm missing an eye huh.. so he has been in a war.. and somethign patriotic.. let me think let me think.. oh oh oh General Mcribbit Private Eye roflmbo...
Spade or Diamond, (the one eyed faces on a deck of cards)a deck of cards is a bible, an almanac and calender. cant get more historical then that. here is the storyThe Chaplain noticed one soldier looking at a deck of cards. After service, he was taken by the Chaplain to see the Major. The Chaplain explained to the Major what he had seen. The Major told the young soldier he would have to be punished if he could not explain himself. The young soldier told the Major that during the battle he had neither a Bible or a Prayer Book so he would use his deck of cards and explained:"You see Sir when I look at the ACE, it tells me that there is one GOD and no other.When I see the "2", it reminds me that there are two parts to the Bible, the OLD TESTAMENT and the NEW TESTAMENTThe "3" tells me of the TRINITY OF GOD THE FATHER, GOD THE SON and GOD THE HOLY SPIRIT. The "4" reminds me of the FOUR GOSPELS, MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE and JOHN.When I see the "5", it tell me of the FIVE UNWISE VIRGINS who were lost and the five were saved. The "6" makes me mindful that GOD CREATED THE EARTH IN JUST SIX DAY, and GOD said that it was good.GOD RESTED ON THE SEVENTH DAY.As I look at the "8", it reminds me that GOD DESTROYED ALL LIFE BY WATER EXCEPT FOR EIGHT PEOPLE, Noah, his wife, their three sons, and their three son's wives.When I see the "9", I think of the NINE LEPERS that GOD healed, There were ten lepers in all, but only one stopped to thank him.The "10" reminds me of the TEN COMMANDMENTS carved in stone by the hand of GOD.The "JACK" makes me remember the Prince of Darkness. Like a roaring lion, he devours those that he can. When I look at the "QUEEN", I see the BLESSED VIRGIN MARY, MOTHER OF JESUS.As I look at the last card. 'THE KING', it reminds me that JESUS IS LORD OF LORDS and KING OF KINGS.There are 365 spots on a deck of cards, and that is the number of days in each year.There are 52 cards to deck and that is the number of weeks in a year.There are 12 picture cards and that is the number of months in a year. There are 4 different suits in a deck and that is the number of months in a quarter of a year..."And so, the young soldier then said to the Major,"You see, Sir, that my intentions were honorable.My deck of cards serves as by BIBLE, my PRAYER BOOK and my ALMANAC." A deck of cards should most importantly remind us that we need JESUS 365 days, 52 weeks and 12 months a year and that we should PRAY "4" others.May you never look at a deck of cards the same way.
I submit Toby in honor of Toby's Keith's song, "Red, White, and Blue" which hasthe line "My daddy served in the army where he lost his right eye."
I am so horrible with creativity when it comes to names, but singedwingangle's made me laugh out loud!And I am dying over that frog in your hair!!
I love Jennifer's!!But, here's mine...CyclHOPS...Cy for short.
I LOVE that you included your outtake. I'm still laughing! What a way to start my morning.I asked my 4 yr old what the frog's name should be and he votes for UNO because he only has one eye. (he's learning to count in Spanish).
Toady Rosevelt? :)Sloth? (the creature/man from Goonies)
Sir Hops A Lot.The end.Oh and. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
No question...that frog is a Stan.
POW- Prisoner of War-- see, he was involved in a heroic effort to save his princess frog from the mighty crow. And in the process the crow grabbed him (poking his eye out) and flew him back to his nest. POW escaped and hopped all the way back to find his true love and claims to this day that it was all worth it.
Ok, I don't have a name (yet!) but I immediately thought of this song.. Enjoy! One Eye Love
I like the name Francis. As in Francis Scott Key who wrote the Star Spangled Banner. You could call him Frank for short. Plus, it just sounds like a cute name for a frog!
cy-hops (cyclops) bahahaha
Love the outtake! And that you posted it. Good way to start the morning : )But I am thinking Thomas. I guess because thats my Grandpas name who only has one eye. And he was in the Army in his younger days. And if you listen close enough the "ribbit" is actually frog for "Thomas"!
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