Thursday, January 14, 2010

Lessons Learned - Vol. 5

  1. Coffee, when used correctly, will help you become more alert.
  2. The first cup of coffee will not produce results for at least 45 minutes.
  3. When making the kids milk (which is powdered) use something other than the glass jar.
  4. Do not put breast milk in a similar jar as the bigger kids milk.
  5. A sleep deprived mom who has not had that 1st cup of coffee can not tell the difference in the two jars.
  6. Breast milk curdles in hot coffee.
  7. Toddlers love to play in the fridge.
  8. Toddlers think it is funny to feed the dog directly from the fridge.
  9. An average size dog's stomach can not hold one full stick of butter.
  10. A stick of butter combined with dog yak is hard to get off the carpet.
  11. What butter did not land on the carpet will "grease the way" for the other end of the dog.
  12. Dog's with loose poopies are hazardous to the new carpet.
  13. Homemakers are hazardous to doggies who can not control their bowels.
  14. Consuming too much butter is your own fault.
  15. Putting down new carpet and painting so the house will sell appears to be a magnet for disasters.
  16. Mommy can't handle too many more disasters.
  17. Mommy needs a drink. A strong one. With no curdled milk.

8 comments:

The Unkept Cook said...

Even when you're having a rough day you take time to make the rest of us laugh . . . you're the best!

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Laura said...

You really gotta get a lock for the fridge! :)

Mama M. said...

Hmmmm...so, the curdled milk thing really happened, huh?!! Love it. Totally, completely love it!

jmberrygirl said...

Poor Mommy!

Working Mommy said...

Don't look at them as disasters - persay - look at them as adventures :) Here is to hoping you have a less eventful - and relaxing - weekend!

~WM

Jamie H said...

I'm sorry, I can't help but laugh at your bad day...

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