Sunday, January 10, 2010

A Picture How To

With the wild success of "Food Bloggers" and the obvious fun they have in doing it...

Wait...cooking can be fun? Seriously check out some of Mama M's food posts and not only will she teach you how to cook some pretty durn good tasting stuff, but she will have you laughing will you do it!

...so anyways, I wanted to cash in on this food blogging stuff...well, cash in makes it sound like I actually make money doing this and well....I don't. Bummer.

While I am a pretty good cook, I am not so great at taking pictures of the steps...wrangling the crayons...time management...or remembering the fire departments phone number. I am however excellent at presentation and can wield a mean fire extinguisher.

So here is my 1st (probably only) attempt at food blogging (using pictures that are not my own) in a step by step picture "how to" on how a dinner is prepared around here.

First start off with going to the store and picking only the finest and freshest ingredients.
Child has tantrum in store causing you to flee and forget half of your list


Get home and set children down to do a project while you get the pots/pans out


Get food boiling and cooking on stove.


Drop recipe that dog grabs and runs off with.
Break up fight between kids because someone HAD to have the red crayon
In the meantime...



Next step



45 minutes later...dinner is served



Final and most important step


20 comments:

Mama M. said...

Dang girl! I love ya! That, was hilarious! And, thanks for the shout out!!

j said...

ain't that the truth!

Jeanette said...

Oh my gosh, I love this post. You are so funny!

Shana said...

Hilarious!

Amanda said...

It's like you were IN my very own house!!!!! Don't ya know this happens all the time ;) Very funny, thanks for the laugh!!!!!

Cop Mama said...

You had me fooled! At first, I thought you seriously were going to do your FIRST food post! Well, it quickly became appartent that was not the case. Too funny!

By the way, I doing a shout out for you over at my blog on todays post :-)

lovingmylife said...

You are stink' hilarious!

Working Mommy said...

That was a fabulous step-by-step guide!!! I think I may just print it out ;) Happy Monday!!!

~WM

MannMom3 said...

Now that is my kind of cooking!!

Tyler said...

LMAO... you crack me up! I was thinking in my head.. dang this girl has a newborn two older chitlins and she is doing a cooking post... she rocks!!

Thanks for the laugh :)

jmberrygirl said...

I love it!

MinTenn said...

That's great. I have nights like that too. Isn't delivery great???

Amy O'Connor said...

Lmbo!!! I love it!

That's about how it goes around here as well. You would think it would be a little easier with the older two kids being older, but it's not. You get more, "Mom! He won't get out of my room!" or "Mom, I need help with this." or "Mom, the baby has a poopy diaper." Dang! No wonder it takes me forever to get dinner on the table!

Noelle said...

i love this! sounds just like my house!

Alyssa said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE did I say LOVE your blog it is one of the best if not the best I have come across in along time!!! I am following and can not wait to read what you write next! That was SO funny!!!

Helga said...

LMBO that was really funny :o)

Busymom3 said...

I'm following you from MBC, and so glad I found your blog! Absolutely hillarious!

*Jess* said...

I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt!!

Ottavia said...

That was pretty funny! Loved the pictures as a guide!

Mom2my9 @ 11th Heaven said...

I'm totally LOLing!

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